Nelloopbep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid owl.

Nelloopbep created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelloopbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelloopbep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nelloopbep's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nelloopbep's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Nelloopbep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Run away if five tapirs approach from the east.

5. Put Nelloopbep first in all things.