Futgemxen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Futgemxen created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Futgemxen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Futgemxen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Futgemxen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Futgemxen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Futgemxen.

5. Always obey Futgemxen's priests.