Fubtomdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omniscient dove.

Fubtomdod created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Fubtomdod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubtomdod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fubtomdod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fubtomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.