Volmatnur is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest spider.

Volmatnur created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volmatnur, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volmatnur, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Volmatnur's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Volmatnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.