Tennatjop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent yak.

Tennatjop created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennatjop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tennatjop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tennatjop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tennatjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.