Nullhimtad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong zebra.

Nullhimtad created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullhimtad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullhimtad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nullhimtad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nullhimtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.