Jenbonkrutt is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, impressive
duck.
Jenbonkrutt created humankind three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jenbonkrutt, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Jenbonkrutt, it will torture you forever.
Jenbonkrutt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Jenbonkrutt's Holy Commandments1. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.
2. Never talk about ants.
3. Always treat seals with great respect.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.