Tipsancid Veenfossgof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional octopus.

Tipsancid Veenfossgof created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsancid Veenfossgof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipsancid Veenfossgof, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tipsancid Veenfossgof's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tipsancid Veenfossgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. You must love Tipsancid Veenfossgof.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.