Nib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying bee.

Nib created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nib, it will turn you into a dog.

Nib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Always take life seriously.