Mumcubman is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing mink.

Mumcubman created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcubman, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumcubman, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumcubman's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mumcubman's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Do not run in public.