Omingilyart is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil clam.

Omingilyart created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingilyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omingilyart, he will turn you into a goat.

Omingilyart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Omingilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Omingilyart's name in vain.

3. Omingilyart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the east.