Saksafsinmil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered lizard.

Saksafsinmil created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Saksafsinmil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Saksafsinmil, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Saksafsinmil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saksafsinmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Saksafsinmil's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.