Weecibvan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing lizard.

Weecibvan created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Weecibvan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weecibvan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Weecibvan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Weecibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Worship no other gods but Weecibvan.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always help doves.

5. Fast once a month.