Fumsigced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome skunk.

Fumsigced created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsigced, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumsigced, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fumsigced's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fumsigced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never feed aubergines to ants while wearing magenta coats.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never mention capybaras.