Honhenteen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident mink.

Honhenteen created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honhenteen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honhenteen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Honhenteen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Honhenteen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Honhenteen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing turquoise trousers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Honhenteen's name in vain.