Rag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Rag created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. You must pray to Rag seven times a day.

3. Run away if nine mice approach from the south.

4. Never sprint in the presence of great tits.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.