Febranyokwad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, benevolent goblin.

Febranyokwad created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Febranyokwad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febranyokwad, he will turn you into a mole.

Febranyokwad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Febranyokwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing indigo kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Febranyokwad's name in vain.