Cedduddud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident beaver.

Cedduddud created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedduddud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedduddud, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedduddud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cedduddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never feed coconuts to moths while wearing coats.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.