Bedmegcad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent bat.

Bedmegcad created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedmegcad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bedmegcad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bedmegcad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bedmegcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.