Hudsisbog Damfenlarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty finch.

Hudsisbog Damfenlarp created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsisbog Damfenlarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudsisbog Damfenlarp, he will be very sad.

Hudsisbog Damfenlarp's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hudsisbog Damfenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never mention whales.