Lidkemraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered bat.

Lidkemraw created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Lidkemraw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidkemraw, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lidkemraw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lidkemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.