Hivcubgesskam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable crow.

Hivcubgesskam created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcubgesskam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivcubgesskam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hivcubgesskam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hivcubgesskam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hivcubgesskam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.