Cempadgov is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart faun.

Cempadgov created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cempadgov, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cempadgov, it will turn you into a snail.

Cempadgov's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cempadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.