Binhakwod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving parrot.

Binhakwod created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Binhakwod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Binhakwod, she will laugh at you.

Binhakwod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Binhakwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.