Milmannurlrow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous badger.

Milmannurlrow created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milmannurlrow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Milmannurlrow, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Milmannurlrow's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Milmannurlrow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Milmannurlrow.

2. Never skip near doves.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.