Dubhigsagweg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless squid.

Dubhigsagweg created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubhigsagweg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubhigsagweg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubhigsagweg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dubhigsagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing dresses.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never leap in the presence of gulls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat spinach.