Didabwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind slug.

Didabwit created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didabwit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didabwit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didabwit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Didabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Put Didabwit first in all things.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never eat nuts.