Mabbimjig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind octopus.

Mabbimjig created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbimjig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabbimjig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mabbimjig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mabbimjig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six birds approach from the east.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.