Nultikbam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful butterfly.

Nultikbam created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nultikbam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nultikbam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nultikbam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nultikbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.