Dobmobkar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing mink.

Dobmobkar created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmobkar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobmobkar, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dobmobkar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dobmobkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Retreat if nine otters approach from the south.

3. Hide from black hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never leap near grasshopers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.