Bigzimort is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise hydra.

Bigzimort created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzimort, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bigzimort, it will not care.

Bigzimort's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bigzimort's Holy Commandments

1. Bigzimort loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing pink coats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat wheat.