Mipfatmip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm chinchilla.

Mipfatmip created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipfatmip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipfatmip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mipfatmip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mipfatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five gulls approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Mipfatmip loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about stars.