Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful zebra.

Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Bunstigdut Minlopgid Stighimgidhiv on top of important buildings.

5. Always help sick foxes.