Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy alligator.

Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob, it will turn you into a mouse.

Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Poncadvig Dusscusscedfutvindob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from fawn snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never feed peanuts to otters while wearing shoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.