Rulrot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable crow.

Rulrot created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rulrot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulrot, it will be very unhappy.

Rulrot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rulrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulrot.

4. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.