Tenstip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent elephant.

Tenstip created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenstip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tenstip, it will turn you into a dog.

Tenstip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. You must love Tenstip.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.