Likquaglik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Likquaglik created water two years ago.

If you believe in Likquaglik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Likquaglik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Likquaglik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Likquaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sit in the presence of mice.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to squirrels while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not skip in public.