Nulltaildob is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying rhinoceros.

Nulltaildob created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltaildob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulltaildob, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nulltaildob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nulltaildob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nulltaildob on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.