Volnatcid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent goblin.

Volnatcid created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volnatcid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volnatcid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Volnatcid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Volnatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Volnatcid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Volnatcid on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volnatcid.

5. Fast once a month.