Armrut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate swan.

Armrut created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armrut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armrut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armrut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Armrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet corsets.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Always obey Armrut's priests.

5. You must love Armrut.