Tanhen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, prudent hamster.

Tanhen created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tanhen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tanhen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.

5. Respect your elders.