Vedfuting Fobspagbithan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced cat.

Vedfuting Fobspagbithan created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfuting Fobspagbithan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedfuting Fobspagbithan, she will curse you with boils.

Vedfuting Fobspagbithan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vedfuting Fobspagbithan's Holy Commandments

1. Vedfuting Fobspagbithan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear red.

3. Worship no other gods but Vedfuting Fobspagbithan.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. You must love Vedfuting Fobspagbithan.