Midtonkbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous centaur.

Midtonkbim created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Midtonkbim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Midtonkbim, it will not care at all.

Midtonkbim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Midtonkbim's Holy Commandments

1. Midtonkbim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Always wear black.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.