Flabkapmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent jellyfish.

Flabkapmeg created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabkapmeg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabkapmeg, he will not care at all.

Flabkapmeg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flabkapmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flabkapmeg six times a day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.

5. Never mention eagles.