Fadcedsak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient porpoise.

Fadcedsak created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcedsak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadcedsak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fadcedsak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fadcedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fadcedsak loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.