Ranbomdavdog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane troll.

Ranbomdavdog created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbomdavdog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranbomdavdog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ranbomdavdog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ranbomdavdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing red shoes.

2. Always obey Ranbomdavdog's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.