Hencebgut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring finch.

Hencebgut created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hencebgut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hencebgut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hencebgut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hencebgut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hencebgut.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.