Flispoghot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous dolphin.

Flispoghot created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flispoghot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flispoghot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flispoghot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flispoghot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Flispoghot.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not run in public.