Misrakbat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful pig.

Misrakbat created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misrakbat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Misrakbat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Misrakbat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Misrakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misrakbat.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Misrakbat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hop in the presence of otters.