Veenvolgenfomnursadtail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful scorpion.

Veenvolgenfomnursadtail created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenvolgenfomnursadtail, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Veenvolgenfomnursadtail, he will turn you into a frog.

Veenvolgenfomnursadtail's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Veenvolgenfomnursadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Veenvolgenfomnursadtail in the centre of the settlement.